Abortion

Abortion jokes aren't funny...
cut it out.

Jerking Off

My mom walked in on me jerking off today.
I was completely freaked out.
I didn't even know she had a penis.

Money

Whoever said "money doesn't buy happiness" is an idiot. I've never seen a man unhappy while snorting cocaine off stripper tits.

"Q" and "O"

What’s the difference between “O” and “Q”? A dick.