A cop pulls a car over and walks up to the driver’s window. The cop says, “Congratulations! You’ve won $1000 for being a safe driver! What are you going to do with it?”
The man driving replies, “Hmm… I think I’ll go to driving school to get my license.
The woman in the passenger seat tells the cop, “Don’t listen to him, he’s crazy when he’s drunk.”
That wakes up the man sleeping in the backseat, and he says, “I told you! I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”
Then, there is a knock from the trunk. The voice asks, “Are we over the border yet?”
The end.
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